"Superman is dead, good people die young, love is a dangerous and misleading emotion, countries with nuclear power want our destruction, we have a complete idiot leading us, and this world and race is headed on a downward spiral...isn't life golden" - silver6kraid
Unknown "MINE" - 16 years, 3 months, 24 days ago

This tale begins with a simple fact. Whenever Devin, Elaine, Alessandra, and I are together, we always try to share snacks and/or food with each other, but nobody wants to eat it because he/she wants the others to eat instead. That being said, I will now continue with the story.

Alessandra, Devin, and I had gone out to eat at On the Border (they have awesome food!) There was one taco left, but none of us likes to waste food, we brought it too Elaine as she was working. Since she didn't want it, we left it on her desk, and then ran like crazy for the car. Elaine found out what we were doing and chased us with the boxed taco in hand. (Alright! An exciting Taco chase!^_^) Just as Alessandra and I were pulling out of the parking lot, (Devin had his own car behind us.) Elaine managed to place the taco on the trunk of the car as Alessandra and I drove away.

We did not realize that the taco was on the car until a red light. Then I quickly hopped out of Alessandra's car, grabbed the taco, ran to Devin's car behind us, and tried knocking on his window. Unfortunately for him, he forgot to lock his car doors, so when he shook his head, I opened his door, shoved the taco in his hand, and ran back to Alessandra's car before the light turned green, (I'm just fast like that.) while Devin cried out "Shit! I thought I locked the car!?!"

In the end of this odd little tale, Devin wound up just putting the boxed taco in Elaine's fridge for her to eat later. So, since it was in her fridge, she had to be the one to eat it. XD No matter what anyone says, this was an amusing way to get worked up over a taco.
Unknown "MINE" - 16 years, 4 months, 17 days ago

For too long we have been oppressed by the tyrrany of
gravity, by the unyielding laws of the physical world, by the outrageous and
blatantly imperialistic dogma of "impossibility." No longer, I say, No
Longer! Let us rid ourselves of our mathematical shackles and venture into
a world of blissful irrationality. Let challenge we not only laws the
grammar of, but aslo thsoe of speelling. Defy Gravity. I implore each and
every one of you today to disobey the physical status quo of our universe,
to jump and not fall back down, to travel forward in time and copy your
future self's math homework, and to sneeze with your eyes open. Together,
we can do it. -Scott Weingart
Unknown "MINE" - 16 years, 4 months, 21 days ago

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Unknown "MINE" - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Unknown "MINE" - 16 years, 4 months, 24 days ago