Ever wondered how a cigarette could save your life? Once I walked outside for a smoke and lit up about 50 feet away. All of a sudden I heard gunshots and ran towards the house. As I entered the house I heard a car screeching away. I found my maid on the floor and she said in her dying words, "They were looking for you, Master!". I smoke more now than then.
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