Well mike looks u have a run away yet again,
I think we r going to have to get u castrated if u keep this up, only way u will settle down.
U've gone, I'm devastated!!

yes Sir Master I will get on your lap but it's so lumpy up there,lumpy but comfy, of course

well ur mine again, so u r in safe hands at last,
r u hungry??
Want a rub behind ur ears, come here to me then, c'mon, get up here on my lap and i'll stroke U!!LOL