This is just some quotes i've seen from some guys. TO ALL THE GUYS TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT AND NO OFFENCE!
1.After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
2.By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
3.Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
4.I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
5.'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
6.'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
7.Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
8.The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
9.You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
10.A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
11.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.
12.First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Vincent "vin." Injured
- 16 years, 3 days ago
