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Name:	Morzzz , 53/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	6:38 PM
Join date:	16 years, 6 months, 19 days ago
Location:	Missisauga, Ontario Canada

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Looking for:	Friendship
Orientation:	Straight
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Morzzz's tales

Teaching manners to little boys

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute, I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table..'

'And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted....

Morzzz "♥sweet-cheeks!" Bold - 16 years, 1 month, 11 days ago

SOIL.. HALO!
Morzzz "♥sweet-cheeks!" Bold - 16 years, 1 month, 11 days ago

HATEBREED... I WILL BE HEARD
Morzzz "♥sweet-cheeks!" Bold - 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

AUDIOSLAVE... BE YOURSELF!
Morzzz "♥sweet-cheeks!" Bold - 16 years, 1 month, 12 days ago

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by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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grace andrew "Tuesday's Grace" - 10 years, 15 days ago

You have been given Merry Christmas!.
Crafted by Rachel M

Mona "Angel" Ecstatic - 14 years, 4 months, 16 days ago

Hello Morley! :0)

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend.
Someone who changes your life just by being a part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop.
Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
This is forever friendship.
When you're down and the world seems dark and empty,
your forever friend lifts you up in spirit
and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full.
Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times and the confused times.
If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows.
If you lose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on.
Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay.
And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry.
You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.

~ Author Unknown xoxo

You have been given Pack Pride!.
Crafted by Morzzz

- XX - "Sherri " Peaceful - 15 years, 2 months, 12 days ago

Hi Morley, .I wanted u to know u are more then welcome to stay until Jaymie returns or i'd kindly gift u to the person of ur choosing.Please take good care x