Sarah Mcchrystal "Bessie Blue MoO" Sleepy - 16 years, 14 days ago

Things you can only say at Christmas!!!
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
Sarah Mcchrystal "Bessie Blue MoO" Sleepy - 16 years, 15 days ago

ask me any 3 questions in a message
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I don't care how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless they are & I promise to answer them truly and honestly in message. Copy this and post it on your page to see what people ask you .....
Sarah Mcchrystal "Bessie Blue MoO" Sleepy - 16 years, 21 days ago

THIS KISSING BOOTH IDEA I SEEN ON MY BESSIE PINK MOO MOO AKA EDEN JOSEPH AND SWEET BECCA MAHERS HP TALES!! i COULDNT RESIST THE IDEA AND COPIED HAHAHA SO PLEASE GO AND GIVE THEM A GREAT BIG KISS TOO AS THEY ARE VERY SPECIAL LADIES XXXX

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Sarah Mcchrystal "Bessie Blue MoO" Sleepy - 16 years, 1 month, 2 days ago

A MAN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE VOCABULARY


Fine Used to end an argument when a woman feels she is right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" as regards a woman's looks - this will just begin such an argument.

Go ahead This means "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care". Followed by a "go ahead" (raised eyebrows), a "nothing" and a "fine.

Go ahead (raised eyebrows) A dare, which will result in a women getting upset over "nothing" and result in her using "fine".

Loud sigh Not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing".

Nothing It means the opposite, and is a warning to be on your guard. It is used to describe the feeling a woman has when she wants to turn you inside out. It can spark an argument that will end with "fine".

Please do Not a statement, but an offer, giving you the chance to come up with an excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. Tell the truth and you shouldn't get a "that's OK".

Soft sigh Another kind of non-verbal statement. A "soft sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say "you're welcome" in reply.

Thanks a lot Different from thanks. A woman says, "Thanks a lot" when she's really ticked at you. Do not say "you're welcome" in reply.

That's OK A highly dangerous statement. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.
Sarah Mcchrystal "Bessie Blue MoO" Sleepy - 16 years, 1 month, 2 days ago