My favourite Christian pick-up lines:
1. Is this pew taken?
2. For you I would slay two Goliaths
3. You are perfect, except with all the sin.
4. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
5. The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
6. I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
7. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
8. Is this the transfiguration.. because you are glowing
9. Hey good-looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11...
10. Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?
11. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
12. You put the 'cute' back in persecution...
13. Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and ive only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
14. So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
15. I really like your spirituality, it goes well with that shirt.
16. Welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other
17. I did a love tester on your name and mine.. it came back 'predestined'
18. I'm not a big fan of your last name, but thats cool, I can change that.
19. You float my ark.
20. Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you
21. I predicted David over Goliath... now I'm betting on you and me.
22. I've been called the 11th Plague of Egypt: Boogy Fever.
Unknown "Wizard of Oz" Intrigued
- 16 years, 1 month, 11 days ago
