A woman walks into a packed bar carrying a 2lb terrier, the only seat available is next to a man who is looking rather green, she sits down and places the dog down, a minute later the man stands up and pukes all over her and her dog, as the man recovers and looks down to see the dog skidding on his puke he says " whoa! i don't remember eatin that"
Unknown "My Peachy cheeks" Evasive - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

A man on a long haul flight notices an attractive woman reading a book entitled" strange but true sexual facts" "hmmm interesting" he says " yes " she replies " for instance do you know that the american red indian has the longest penis in the world and a scotsman has the thickest" " i'm sorry i didn't catch your name" she says "tonto mactavish " the man replies
Unknown "My Peachy cheeks" Evasive - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

A man walks into his wife carrying a sheep under his arm, he looks at her and says"this is the cow i'm gonna shag up the arse when your not in the mood"," i think you'll find that is a sheep" she replies" i think you'll find i was talking to the sheep" he says
Unknown "My Peachy cheeks" Evasive - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago