But wait? Confusion reigns. Who is Treasure Perry, and why did I think said person was my new owner? Beware the cat-nip. Should be left for cats.
Unknown Bold - 17 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

I blinked, and stretched, returning from my extended catatonia. Looking around I was shocked to discover I had a new owner (hopefully nice), and that a friend had left me the most fabulous pointy red shoes. I gotta get out of my head more often.
Unknown Bold - 17 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

I'm an extraterrestrial metamorphic life form from somewhere south of galactic center.
Unknown Bold - 17 years, 10 months, 26 days ago