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MR. ROGERS SNIPER TRAINING NEIGHBOURHOOD

THERE'S A IRRITATING GUY IN THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD,
A ANNOYING GUY FOR A NEIGHBOUR,
WHY'D HE HAVE TO BE MINE?
HE JUST HAD TO BE MINE...

HE'S BEIN' A PRICK IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD,
PISSIN' OFF ALL HIS NEIGHBOURS,
WHY IS HE MINE?
DIDN'T WANT HIM TO BE MINE...

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KILL A NEIGHBOUR LIKE HIM
I'VE NEVER WANTED TO LIVE IN A NIEGHBOURHOOD WITH HIM

SO I'LL MAKE THE MOST OF THIS HERE 12 GAUGE,
SINCE HE'S A GONER, WE MIGHT AS WELL SAY,
IF HE HAD'VE BEEN NICER,
HE WOULD'VE LIVED LONGER,
HE USED TO BE MY,
HE USED TO BE MY,
HE USED TO BE MY NEIGHBOUR.


"HELLO NEIGHBOUR, TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN TO FIELD STRIP AN M21."
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Unknown "Sniper Kitty" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
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A FORMER SNIPER FROM THE 101ST AIR ASSAULT UNIT, SNIPER KITTY GARNERED AN IMPRESSIVE 172 KILLS DURING HER FIRST WEEK OF DEPLOYMENT IN DESERT STORM. PREFERRING HIGH-CALIBER, SNIPER RIFLES, SNIPER KITTY WAS KNOWN FOR HER MOST COMMON CATCH PHRASE, 'IT’S NOT THE WHITES OF THE EYES I LOOK FOR. IT’S THE GREY MATTER FROM THE HEAD SHOT.'

SNIPER KITTY RETIRED FROM THE US ARMY IN 1994 AND WENT ON TO BECOMING ONE OF THE HIGHEST PAID CIA OPERATIVES DURING 1994-1998. AFTER COMPLETING SEVERAL MISSIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, CHINA, KOREA AND SOUTH AMERICA, SNIPER KITTY DROPPED OUT OF SIGHT FOR A TIME, ONLY TO RESURFACE IN 2001 AFTER THE EVENTS OF 9/11. WHETHER OR NOT SHE IS OUT OF RETIREMENT IS UNKNOWN, BUT SNIPER KITTY IS KNOWN TO STILL RE-ACTIVATE FOR THE OCCASIONAL BLACK-OPS MISSION. SNIPER KITTY IS OF TABBY DECENT. HER ACTUAL AGE IS UNKNOWN.

SNIPER KITTY HAS THE STRENGTH, HEIGHT, SIZE AND BUILD OF A CAT, WHO ENGAGES IN INTENSIVE, REGULAR EXERCISE. IN ADDITION, SNIPER KITTY HAS A BLACK BELT IN TAE KWON DO, KARATE, JUDO, AS WELL AS PROFICIENT TRAINING IN FILIPINO-KNIFE FIGHTING.

SNIPER KITTY SPEAKS SEVERAL LANGUAGES, INCLUDING CANARY, PIGEON, DOG, TURTLE AND RAT. THOUGH FLUENT IN SEVERAL LANGUAGES, YOU CAN TELL THE SOUND OF SNIPER KITTY'S VOICE FROM THE CONTINUAL 'PURR'.

SNIPER KITTY IS TRAINED IN ALL NATO AND WARSAW SMALL ARMS, EOD, AND UDD. HER WEAPON OF CHOICE IS A .50 CALIBER SNIPER RIFLE, BUT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO USE SMALLER, MORE DISCREET ARMS, AS WELL AS EXPLOSIVE FURBALLS.

[NOTE] - THIS WAS A PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH FROM A SEMINAR SNIPER KITTY HELD IN 1997 ON 'WHY LEE HARVEY OSWALD DID NOT ACT ALONE IN THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION'. THERE ARE NO KNOWN PICTURES OF SNIPER KITTY ON THE JOB.

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Unknown "Sniper Kitty" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago
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Cap'n Pete

You have been given I like you =).
Crafted by Taqmina Begum Miah
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Cap'n Pete

You have been given duck asassin.
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Cap'n Pete "♥ mine ♥" Opa! - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago
Cap'n Pete
Sniper Kitty - may ye be as fun as yer profile suggests and as willing to contract out to a Pirate on occasion! Arrrr!
You have been given I aim to please.
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quite possibly the best profile description (and pet alter ego) ever

You have been given You Are Appreciated.
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How ya been Kim? Awefully quiet these days.
Colin O'Shea "Creature" Content - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
Colin O'Shea
Whats shakin Kim? You been awefully quiet these days.
Colin O'Shea "Creature" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago
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