By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinate, undying -
Lady, make note of this:
One of you is lying.
- Doroty Parker
Unknown "UpYoursNutzboy" Crazy - 16 years, 3 months, 4 days ago

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.
Oh but I didn't see that the joke was on me.

And I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing.
If i'd only seen, that the joke was on me.

I looked at the sky, running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed, cursing my head for things I had said.

Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
oh if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
Unknown "UpYoursNutzboy" Crazy - 16 years, 3 months, 5 days ago

Why can't we not be sober?
Unknown "UpYoursNutzboy" Crazy - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

Bring us... another shrubbery!!!!!
Unknown "UpYoursNutzboy" Crazy - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

Tried to get everyone naked on express and failed... that makes me a sad panda :(
Unknown "UpYoursNutzboy" Crazy - 16 years, 3 months, 18 days ago