I'm back! Punta Cana was freaking gorgeous! I know I'm behind on stories, but they're coming, I promise!
Unknown "Choc Cracker" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago

I'm looking for pets to add to my collection. Are you happy with your current owner? I'm a writer who has been neglecting his craft, so I'd love to have a pet who is interested in being a muse, of sorts. What do you say? Want to be a good man's inspiration?
Unknown "Choc Cracker" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

Oh, yeah! It's friday! Laissez les bon temps roulez! Yep, I think that's going to be my motto for 2008. I've been worried about the wrong shit for too long. From here on out every 3-day weekend will be a 3-WAY weekend! What do you think about that? Yeah, you like that? Well, get used to it, cos saving you from yourself ain't my freaking job anymore.
Unknown "Choc Cracker" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 26 days ago

So, I got a REALLY good shave today and I have no gf to go down on. WTF? I know what you're thinking. "No one wants to know about this. Why the hell are you sharing this with the world?" Because it's THAT GOOD a shave! It's a crime that it'll go to waste. A crime I tells ya!
Unknown "Choc Cracker" Frisky - 16 years, 10 months ago

Alright, all you crazy HP party animals! It seems I have EXCELLENT taste in pets and everyone likes to buy them from me. I've started my first auction to help raise the funds I need to keep my gorgeous pets in the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed. Papa needs cash to keep his pimp hand strong!
Unknown "Choc Cracker" Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago