CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought y ou were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
Jerry "~my baby~" - 15 years, 11 months, 8 days ago

WANT TO EARN POINT??
Thumb my herd "EARN POINTS BY THUMBING" Send me a message letting me know your done.I will check my received thumbs and give you 5 points for every one you thumbed.
Jerry "~my baby~" - 16 years, 24 days ago

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops

Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back... put your answer in a message to me ;)
Jerry "~my baby~" - 16 years, 1 month, 1 day ago

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ....
Jerry "~my baby~" - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

Hazel Eyes
People with hazel eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. IS NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF!!!!!
Jerry "~my baby~" - 16 years, 4 months, 20 days ago