if u want him buy him i just wanted more points lmao

"if she says she doesn't want me to buy her back I'll stop. End of."

Looks like it's end of ;) Fun playin wit ya both, enjoy yourselves and don't do anything I wouldn't approve of :P

Don't pet me, Turncoat.

I could never resist a bargain ;)

You're aware that's not actually a plan and just something you want ;)
My rule for human pets is always the same. An owner is just the last person who clicked the "buy" button, it doesn't make sense for owners here to have rights. The concept of pet stealing is just plain dumb.
However the pets themselves do, if she says she doesn't want me to buy her back I'll stop. End of.

A ball of string? Curse it's confusing ways!
But wait...if I refine the string into another tool I can strike back against the oppressor!

You have been whipped.