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carson
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carson , 44/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:40 PM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
Location: Key West, FL 33040 United States

"a candle loses nothing by lighting another"
About me:
I'm an alpha-male. Very playful though.... but also very lovable and loyal. Scratch my back and I'll be your friend forever.............. RUB MY BELLY and well...........be careful ! ! ! I might try to hump your leg.
(((Oh.... and I'm DEFINITELY a biter))) Don't forget to scroll all the way down and at least peruse my little store ;) fun stuff! ! !
About you:
I would like to meet God, Ghandi, and Oscar the Grouch. (not necessarily in that order)
and......... in the meantime... someone who THINKS they can challenge me. Entertaining people. Someone who hasn't gotten their personality from a Cracker Jacks box, aaaaaand....???
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): The Isles of Misfit Mammals!!
Herds: We Love Weed!!, Nerds are Sexy, Careful...... We Bite, SeXiEsT pEtS eVeR, The Fellowship of the Thumb, I am always broke, Sexiest Girls and Boys, HPs Hottest
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carson
Deep thoughts, w/ Jack Handy
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?"
"Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, ``Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in THAT.''"



carson Frisky - 16 years, 4 months, 27 days ago
carson
“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting”
Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handy!!! ;)


carson
carson Frisky - 16 years, 4 months, 27 days ago
carson
HEY!!! I uploaded a bunch of new pix...... check'em.. (((oh and thumbs!?!?!)))
schpank u!
carson Frisky - 16 years, 11 months, 15 days ago
carson
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other
carson carson carson
carson Frisky - 16 years, 11 months, 21 days ago
carson
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
carson
carson Frisky - 16 years, 11 months, 21 days ago
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