troy:There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt.
lelaina:I was really going to be somebody by the time I was 23.
Troy: Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23, is yourself.
Lelaina: I don't know who that is anymore.
Troy: I do. And we all love her. I love her. She breaks my heart again and again. But I love her.
michael:Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
Troy: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.


Unknown "Glam Girl" - 16 years, 5 months, 3 days ago

Stewie:Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.
Stewie:(to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
Stewie:I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.



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Unknown "Glam Girl" - 16 years, 5 months, 3 days ago

Have you thought of a name for it, yet?
I was thinking along the lines of..."Dennis does Daisy".
No. That's lousy.
How about..."Anal Antics"?
"Anal Antics"... yes. It will appeal to the intellectuals. Do you think it will do as well as our last release and win the Hooker Prize?

Unknown "Glam Girl" - 16 years, 5 months, 3 days ago

Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to share your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!

Unknown "Glam Girl" - 16 years, 5 months, 3 days ago