I really hate it when salesmen come up to my door, ring the bell, and want to talk to me about shampooing carpets. Honestly, who really cares if they have "clean" carpets? Last time I checked, vacums do the nice job on picking up the surface mess and I have never had a guest come over and examine the carpet with a magnifying glass! Why do I need to shampoo it? [/end mini rant]

Hello there...
Where have you been?

So your going to buy yourself if I place you on an Ebay auction?

Late night walk.

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