A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Englishman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."
Lee Benham "Magic" Curious - 15 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband,
wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scoober diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scoober experience. His son wanted a pic of his mum and dad in all their gear so got the under water camera on the go. When it came to taking the pic the dad realized that the son look like he was panicking as he took it and gave the "OK" hand sign to see if he was alright.
The son took the pic and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK.
When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely
sh.....g himself.
When the parents asked why he said "There was a shark behind you"
and the dad thought he was joking, but the skipper of the boat said it was true and that they wouldn't believe him if he told them what it was.
As soon as they got back to the hotel they put the pic onto the laptop and this
is what they saw.
(Try and tell me you wouldn't have emptied your entire digestive
system at the point you saw it) Would you have stayed to take the picture??

Lee Benham "Magic" Curious - 16 years, 3 months, 3 days ago

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?”
The man said, “Here and there.”
The judge asked the man, “What do you do for a living?”
The man said, “This and that.”
The judge then said, “Take him away.”
The man said, “Wait, judge when will I get out?”
The judge said to the man, “Sooner or later.”

Lee Benham "Magic" Curious - 16 years, 5 months, 18 days ago

George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing.

Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this tiger puzzle, but I can't seem to make the pieces fit right."

Laura Bush sighs and says, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, dear, and come to bed."

Lee Benham "Magic" Curious - 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago

Why is it you never seem to have enough points when you need them!!!!
Lee Benham "Magic" Curious - 16 years, 5 months, 19 days ago