Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756-1791)
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
Unknown "Freya" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

Unknown "Freya" Adored - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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