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Unknown "1 GREAT FRIEND" Frisky - 15 years, 2 months, 29 days ago

Unknown "1 GREAT FRIEND" Frisky - 15 years, 3 months, 2 days ago

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working

in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his

sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share

his fortune.


One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most

beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his

breath away.



'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just

a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million.'


Impressed, the woman obtained his business card...

and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


Unknown "1 GREAT FRIEND" Frisky - 15 years, 3 months, 2 days ago

Old Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from
his
collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then
followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in
the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and
resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued
off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who

the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that
almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to
his collar: 'He lives in a home with
6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his
sleep. Can
I come with him tomorrow?

Unknown "1 GREAT FRIEND" Frisky - 15 years, 3 months, 2 days ago

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for
20+ years.

We were chatting about our rel ationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just
our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went:

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
and we had great sex all night long
The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened
the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said...
"What's for dinner, Batman?"

Unknown "1 GREAT FRIEND" Frisky - 15 years, 3 months, 2 days ago