The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for
20+ years.
We were chatting about our rel ationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just
our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went:
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
and we had great sex all night long
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened
the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said...
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
Unknown "1 GREAT FRIEND" Frisky
- 15 years, 10 months, 26 days ago