Simple rules, wishes and guidelines from me to get a nice response from me. If you don't want or bother to read them and follow them... you aren't someone I want to have a nice conversation with. Don't get mad at me and hateful if you don't want to follow them. Threatening me via email is pathetic. Do you really think I am going to get scared?
1. Don't be mean!
2. Use my name, Rian is what I go by.
2A. My name is not Babe, Sexy, Chic, Sweety, etc.
2B. Wad up, Sup, Hey, Yo, etc, make me feel like I am one of the guys. Last time I checked I didn't have a dick. If I want a dick I can get one.
3. Use proper grammar and spelling. It's called a shift key! Every sentence starts with a Capital Letter! Don't be lazy, no chat speak!
3A. I its a real bad idea to correct me on whether it is "grammar" or "syntax".
3B. I know the difference between a type-O and poor spelling habits. Everyone makes mistakes. But, if your email has a ton of them, you are just lazy! Maybe someday Facebook will install a spell check program for emails. Until then....
4. I don't mind being told I am good looking. I love it. But I sure am damn tired of hearing "Sexy, Hot, Fine, Fuckable, Lickable, Suckable" etc. Don't mention anything relating to sex to me in your first email its rude.
4A. If you are from out of town and coming in for "X" amount of time, don't look for me to hook up with you. Go to a strip club or get yourself a hooker.
5. They are breasts. They are not Tits, Hooters, Fun Bags, Butterbags, Norks, Bristols, Mams, Knockers, The Boys, Milky Lunch, Jugs, Headlights, Two Bald Guys with a Cherry on Top, Bazookas, Cahoonas, Lallies, Melons, Mamaries, Bazoombas, "Hey, my eyes are up HERE.", Boobs, Boobies, Sweater Kittens, Tatas, Guns, Pillows, Puppies / Puppies in a Sack, Twin peaks, Jubblies, Floation Devices, The Ladies, Gazongas, Fleshy Milk Cartons, Fun Bubbles, RACK, Sin Cushions, Thrup'any Bits, Babalons, Dirty Pillows, Air Bags, Assetts, Bouncers, Bosoms, Milk Depot, The Twins, etc. JUST DON"T TALK ABOUT THEM!
5B. No you can't touch them.
6. And don't talk about my ass either.
7. The chances of me having sex with you are NONE! Don't ask, don't hint. Don't bother!
7A. Don't ask about a blow job either.
8. If you wouldn't say it to your mother or sister, don't say it to me.
9. If you send me a friend request without a message first... bye bye!
10. No, I do not want to see any of your body parts or hear about them.
11. I don't hang out with criminals. If you have gotten something worse than a traffic ticket... MOVE ON!
11A. If you do anything heavier than alcohol and cigarettes..... MOVE ON!
12. My sex life is none of your business, DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT!
12A. Being "Bi" does not make me a slut.
12B. I don't do groups. One on One.
12D. I don't like it when others watch either.
12E. No there are/is not going to be any films either.
12F. I am not a nympho.
13. I am not going to send you any used panties, dress shields, shoes, etc. Get Help!
14. Don't treat me like an object. On average women's brains are larger than a man's. And I will post to my friend's all the emails I humiliate you men with.
15. Just because you men have two brains, doesn't make you smarter. Experience tells me you can use only one of them at a time. And you tend to prefer the smaller one below your waist.
16. If it Friday or Saturday night, do not try and "hook up" with me. It is pathetic that you are trying to get with someone at the last minute on the week end.
17. If you don't act like a gentleman or lady from the start, expect me to be the worse BITCH you have ever met.
18. I don't see married men. I don't break up couples or families.
19. Fetishes are great! Goth, EMO, Betty Paige, Leather/Lace, Latex. etc. However, If you wear women's clothes and you are a man, not interested
Unknown "Cam's Butterfly" Frisky
- 16 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
