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"LekkerLicish"



Name:
Unknown, 46/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:41 PM
Join date:16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago
Location: Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa

"Sometimes, I bite ;-)"
About me:
The guy next door who enjoys socialising with friends, sci-fi movies, scuba diving. Actually I was born to scuba dive, only work to pay the bills :-) Please don't buy me, I am very happy with my current owner.
About you:
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Gay
Herds: South African Pets, ~~~HuMPinG hErD~~~, Tomer's thumbs, POINT WHORES ONLY!!!, TDJ's Thumbin' Brigade, For the love of Josh., HP's Nicest Person Contest

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Hi Everyone, hope you are all well and wishing you the best for the new year!

I have decided to leave HP and will miss so many of you, whom i have become friends with and in some cases very good friends. please stay in touch.

Wishing everyone all the best.

take care
Christian
Unknown "LekkerLicish" Sad - 15 years, 10 months, 23 days ago
Unknown
Hey my friends, sorry i have not been on much, just really busy at work. Missing you all and hoping to catch up with you soon.
xxxx
Unknown "LekkerLicish" Sad - 16 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
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Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:-

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him
around several times, does he become disoriented?


2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?


3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does
it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in
the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence

13. What hair colour do they put on the driver's
licences of bald men?

14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks

15. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (my fav)

16. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when
their team is winning.

17. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant
like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

18. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea,
does that mean that one enjoys it?


19. Why if you send something by road it is called
a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

20. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?


Unknown "LekkerLicish" Sad - 16 years, 1 month, 19 days ago
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Lyrics for La Vida ~~ Coldplay

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to rule

I used to roll the dice
Feel the feeling in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead. Long live the king."
One minute I held the key
Next the worlds were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear terrorist and the bells are ringing
Roman can't be quiet, she said it
Females nearing my soul can see her
A missionary's in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you go it was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was a wicket of wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh, who would ever want to be king?

I hear terrorist and the bells are ringing
Roman can't be quiet, she said it
Females nearing my soul can see her
A missionary's in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter will call my name
And around this word
But that was when I ruled the world

I hear terrorist and the bells are ringing
Roman can't be quiet, she said it
Females nearing my soul can see her
A missionary's in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter will call my name
And around this word
But that was when I ruled the world
Unknown "LekkerLicish" Sad - 16 years, 2 months, 16 days ago
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I am a very, very proud uncle of twin girls, welcome into the world my angels. Thank you baby girl, for making me an uncle again, i love you very, very much and thank the universe everyday that you are my kid sister. xxx
Unknown "LekkerLicish" Sad - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago
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Vincent Nel
totsiens vir altyd my friend
Vincent Nel "Lekker Man" - 15 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
HOMER

Red Flower You have been given Red Flower.
Crafted by HOMER
HOMER Hopeless - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago
_JD_JD_JD_JD_JD_JD_JD
Someone stole me from you!!! Again!!!
NO, no, Not Again !!! You have been given NO, no, Not Again !!!.
Crafted by Tinker Gie
_JD_JD_JD_JD_JD_JD_JD "JD HottieMeyer" Perplexed - 15 years, 9 months, 26 days ago
Unknown
I want to be where the sun always shines...when its time for siesta u can watch them go by...beutifull ppl no cares in the world...when a boy loves a girl and a giiiirllll...loves a boy!
Unknown "Hostage" Intrigued - 15 years, 10 months, 5 days ago
Tara Stripp
oh thats sad news Christian...you will be missed... xxxx
You have been given My Friend.
Crafted by _B_e_c_c_a_
Tara Stripp Seductive - 15 years, 10 months, 23 days ago
Unknown
Happy new year everyone!

I have decided to leave HP, so if anyone is interested in any of my pets, please help yourself and look after them for me.

Christian
Unknown "LekkerLicish" Sad - 15 years, 10 months, 23 days ago
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