The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Unknown "josh-bear!" Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

Churchill once walked into a meeting drunk. One women pointed this out by saying
"Sir you are drunk"
Churchills responce was
"And madem you are ugly, but i shall be sober in the morning"
What a bloody witty man he was ^^ love him.
Unknown "josh-bear!" Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
Unknown "josh-bear!" Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

Yo Yo Yo Be Boy! This shit for real mu-fucka! shit, bitch, fuckin arse an Blat Blat!
Unknown "josh-bear!" Adventurous - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago