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Growling

"My §εxyItalian"

Name:	Alberto Ortega, 54/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	5:09 AM
Join date:	16 years, 2 months, 3 days ago
Location:	Newcastle, Washington United States

"Pandas are peaceful, but mischievious at night!"
About me: I might be all big and scary, but still a cuddly fuzz ball. During day time (reality) I attend medical school in Mexico (I am an American). I want to add, that I am sooo comfi with my panda, that I wish to be alongside her all the time, she is sweet, understanding, treats me well she is beautiful and smells good (I am not alergic to her) so please think a trice about it. I will run right back to her since she knows my fav treats, I know you appreciate the heads up! after all pandas can be quite mischievious and dangerous! (and quite beautiful!) but hey, not all is lost, we can still be friends! my owner has not spayed nor neutered me ;-) At least not yet... Hey guys! I'm worth real money now! Somebody must to liiike meee! OH I forgot (I'm such a jerk) I'm Married to a beautiful, caring, (prettier than anyone), fun loving PANDA! Yeah
About you: No one. Cause' as they say in Toy Story "I'm a Married Spud" :@
Looking for:	Friendship
Orientation:	Straight
Herds:	spam and thumb

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Alberto's tales

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My owner has been trying to get away; she won't, I swer I will hang on to her leg and won't let go of her, panda is not disposable, no sir! so try on running missie!! 'cuz I'll catch you again and bring you right back to home!!! **I'm watchin'ya**

Alberto Ortega "My §εxyItalian" Growling - 15 years, 5 months, 9 days ago

It's been a much better week, 11 sep 08 has past and new deep breaths come along.
It is much closer to presidential elections and here we are with the best of all responsabilities; make an educated choice, godspeed!
SHOUT OUT to my owner: thank you for being so busy for the herds benefit, we all get the best from you!

Alberto Ortega "My §εxyItalian" Growling - 15 years, 7 months, 16 days ago

Innocence has been surprised by evilness, once more; as a US veteran, not innocent no more, far from long, since one 2001 in a September day.

Alberto Ortega "My §εxyItalian" Growling - 15 years, 7 months, 19 days ago

Being a panda is not easy; we juggle and make you giggle, we are wild and yet look confy in our own skin, but you won't realize that we drink java to keep it all up, and, well, I can't sleep now!

Alberto Ortega "My §εxyItalian" Growling - 15 years, 7 months, 24 days ago

Panda's nite out. It's been a rough week! first week of exams is gone, one more to go. My human had tech problems and was in a coma for like forever, and this panda has been bored at home. I kno' you might say "cheese for that whine?", but yeah! life is tough and a cry session is in order! though no justifying for the pink bow, I might be metrosexual...

Alberto Ortega "My §εxyItalian" Growling - 15 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

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You have been given How do you like yours.?.
Crafted by Strange Paul

Norman Stone "Ċuddleβear" Cheeky - 12 years, 10 months, 16 days ago

Betyyyyy! hahaha! exam was EZ! sure I'll visit your site and scrabble some, nice to see ya'round! xoxoxoxo

Alberto Ortega "My §εxyItalian" Growling - 15 years, 1 month, 18 days ago

You have been given Love ya =D.
Crafted by Unknown

Beatriz A Asato T "Bratz" Playful - 15 years, 1 month, 18 days ago

y x k nunca veo comments tuyos :(

You have been given Pah weeez!!! .
Crafted by Sammi

Beatriz A Asato T "Bratz" Playful - 15 years, 1 month, 18 days ago

Alberto! como van esos examenes?
te vi en el examen de cuidados primarios! hacia mucho que no te aparecias jejej como te fue? facil vdd? bueno te deseo mucha suerte en los examenes que vienen y luego a disfrutar el puente yeeey!