For all of you who ever wanted to learn Chinese... well now you can ... in just 5 minutes. You must read out loud!

1. That's not right....... Sum ting wong
2. Are you harbouring a fugitive...... Hu yu hai ding
3. See me ASAP...... Kum hia
4. Stupid man...... dum fuk
5. Small horse...... tai ni po ni
6. Did you go to the beach...... Wai yu so tan
7. I bumped the coffee table...... Ai bang mai fa kin ni
8. I think you need a face lift...... Chin tu fat
9. It's very dark in here...... Wai so dim
10. I thought you were on a diet...... Wai yu mun ching
11. This is a tow away zone...... No pah king
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week...... Wai yu kum nao
13. Staying out of sight...... Lei ying lo
14. He's cleaning his automobile...... Wa shing ka
15. Your body dor is offensive...... Yu stin ki pu
16. Great...... Fa kin su pah



compliments of mellisa hahaha this is great
Unknown "*SAVIOR*" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 11 days ago

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until the night

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said I'll love her till I die
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby
The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself
For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until the night

She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby


Brad Paisly - whisky lullaby
Unknown "*SAVIOR*" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 11 days ago

It was Labour day weekend, I was seventeen,
I bought a coke and some gasoline,
and I drove out to the county fair.
When I saw her for the first time,
she was standin' there in that ticket line,
and it all started right then and there,
Oh a sailers sky made a perfect sun set,
and that's a day I'll never forget

I had a barbeque stain on my white t-shirt,
she was killin' me in that mini skirt,
skippin' rocks on the river by the railroad tracks,
she had a sun tan line and red lipstick,
I worked so hard for that first kiss,
and a heart don't forget somethin' like that

It was five years later on a south bound plane I was,
headin' down to New Orleans,
to meet some friends of mine for the Mardi Gras,
when I heard a voice from the past,
comin' from a few rows back,
and when I looked, I couldn't believe just I what saw,
she said I bet you don't remember me,
and I said, only every other memory


tim mcgraw - bbq stain
Unknown "*SAVIOR*" Seductive - 16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago

so ya what a night of drunken fun with the fellas first we started out at anight club LUPIAS in Rome ny were i live ... n e who.... played in a dart tournie did pretty good but didnt win ended up drinking 7 beer mugs that hold 40 oz of beerrrr and prolly 6 or 7 shots of i dont remember ... then where driving to another bar at about 1am some crazy headbanging sh*t comes on wee strat wilding out and my budddy bill starts like punching the air the idiot punched the front window on the car and broke it .. what was he thinking ?? then o ya befor that these girls came up to me and start asking me whos boobs are better im like excuse me there like ya look touch im like happy birthday to me ha im like u here with n e one shes likeya im like were is he she said its not a he its ashe im like giggggity giggity dear diary orin this case dear tales lol ..... back to the story at hand so we get to this other bar and we're chillaxin u know thorowing some back decide to go burn one holllaaaa its icy as a mofo out there all sorts of typsy slideing all over the place by budddy busts his asss i waslaughing so hard i almost pisssed my pants its real cold outside while peeeing cant wait for the summer
Unknown "*SAVIOR*" Seductive - 16 years, 3 months, 8 days ago

if you had mme all alone, locked up in a room for twenty-four hours and if we could do whatever you wanted what would you do with me? tell me in my inbox, cos it's a secret. then repost this in your tale or comment; you might be surprised with the responses you get. they could make you laugh or even smile :)
Unknown "*SAVIOR*" Seductive - 16 years, 3 months, 9 days ago