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Growling
"Ms.Awesome"
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Unknown, 53/Female
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 4:57 PM |
Join date: | 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago |
Location: | Portland, OR United States
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"shop smart. shop s-mart." |
About me:
short n' piratey!
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About you:
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Looking for: | Friendship |
Orientation: | Unspecified
| Herds: | Nerds are Sexy, ~Ink & Steel~, Pirate Pets, MENTAL,RANDOM,EVIL AND SCARY, freaking fursnakes!, Mustachios, WGGT (We Give Good Thumb), The Alternative Society Herd, T.A.S Thumbing Zone |
Unknown
"NFS da snogs NFS"
2000 pts
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Unknown's tales
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because i reside in bizarroville...last thursday while coming home from the store, i apparently began to have a "significant and sizable coronary event," meaning by the time i got to the ER, i was in the midst of a big ol' nasty heart attack. before i knew what was going on, i was having a catheterization (huzzah for cameras that travel from your groin/femoral vein all the way up into yer heart) and stent placement (huzzah for metal in her heart), as upon suctioning out a fairly large clot from my LAD, the vessel apparently continued to collapse on itself, and required stenting to keep it open. so, now i have to take a truckload o' "old man pills" likely until the end o' days and have bona fide cardiac disease. but, seriously, 36 and a heart attack? yeah, that pretty much sums up the stunning way in which the fates see fit to fuck with me.
Unknown "Ms.Awesome" Growling
- 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago
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i might have forgotten to mention that i'm prone to bouts o' extreme flakiness and have random binges o' disappearance. so, i haven't been intentionally ignoring/neglecting anyone...i was just being quasi-hermit-y.
Unknown "Ms.Awesome" Growling
- 16 years, 8 months, 27 days ago
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behold mothra (!) who mysteriously appeared in the kitchen one day and spend its short life on the blinds. upon its expiration it was preserved in a shadow box that now resides on our 5-year-old's dresser (right next to the anatomically correct puppy bank and the 6-ft darth vader cut-out). and i can assure you, while i do have rather small hands, they aren't mutant-sized small, making that one mighty ginormous moth.
Unknown "Ms.Awesome" Growling
- 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago
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i like socks. in fact, i might just like socks a little too much. okay, okay, i absolutely positively heart socks. one might call it a wee case o' sock fetishism, and i suppose one would be correct in assessing it as such. my DIY-craftiness had even led me to learn to knit my own socks, which can be tedious when making thigh-high multi-striped socks on teeny-weeny needles...talk about a labor o' love. it would be fair to say that i tend to collect socks much as some women collect shoes...and a deliciously fantastic shop to feed the need is without question sock dreams. anyone in need o' swag for their feetsies will not be disappointed. /sock-love rambling
Unknown "Ms.Awesome" Growling
- 16 years, 9 months, 13 days ago
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sadly, i seem to be stuck in sleep this week, so my deepest apologies for slacking on comments, thumbs, pets, and just being appropriately social in general. *goes back to bed*
Unknown "Ms.Awesome" Growling
- 16 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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dorkmart
random ridiculousness for the all too easily amused.
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