"THE WORLD"S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE"

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said: "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever-after... and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
THE END
Unknown "Casper" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

RULE 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one!
Unknown "Casper" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

RULE 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs!
Unknown "Casper" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

RULE 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Unknown "Casper" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

RULE 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Unknown "Casper" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago