Okay, so I have a funny joke, but it's really gross... I hope you laugh! =)

So this guy is in a bar drinking and he has to use the restroom so he walks in and is standing at the urinal peeing when a guy walks in and stands next to him at the next urinal. Well he happens to notice that they guy next to him has no arms! He's wondering to himself, "Gee, I wonder how this guy is going to take a piss?!" Well he finishes up, the no-armed man is still standing there and as he's washing his hands and getting ready to walk out of the bathroom, the guy with no arms yells, "HEY BUDDY!" So he turns around and the man with no arms says with the most embarrassed and pitiful look, "Do you think there is anyway you could help me out?" Well, the guy was thinking, "There is no way I can do this, but he has no arms... So maybe I should help him out..." Well he walks over and asks, "What do I need to do?" The no armed man says, "If you could just unzip me, pull it out, then put me back when I'm done I will be forever greatful." So he unzips the guys pants and pulls out his junk, and he's thinking to himself, "I SOOOO deserve a seat in heaven for THIS!" Well as the guy finishes going, the good Samaritan glances down as he's putting his cock back in his pants and almost throws up... His penis has purple boils, hair clumps, green crusty fungus and all kinds of nastyness! But he keeps his composure as he realizes that this guy must have a very hard time staying clean. Well he runs over and starts scrubbing his hands and the man with no arms says, "Listen I appreciate this SO much! I've had to go for so long and NOBODY would help me." They man replies, "Listen, I don't mind helping a guy out, but you gotta tell me... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK!?!" Well the no armed man looks at him for a moment, then pops his arms out of his shirt sleeves and says, "Fuck if I know, but I'M not TOUCHING it!!!" =)
Unknown "HP Hottest Pet" Single as can be! - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago

I met a couple of guys at the lake this last weekend who run a website and are in a band. The band is "Rachel Swallows" (hehe, i know it's hilarious) and you can look them up at www.rachelswallows.com or search on myspace. I told them to start a facebook account too.

The t-shirt company is called "krowetahi" (it's "i hate work" backwards hehe), and they gave me a couple of t's to sport and show off to drum up some business. Their website www.krowetahi.com is not 100% complete yet, but if you go there, send them an email at info@krowetahi.com and let them know I referred you! =) I'm actually going to start designing some shirts for them I think and have already come up with some ideas. Maybe I'll scan in my sketches at some point and post them on here! =)


Unknown "HP Hottest Pet" Single as can be! - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago

If anyone is interested in rolling around in the mud with me... just send messages or posts! =)



Unknown "HP Hottest Pet" Single as can be! - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago

I like this image. It's sweet and I think we've all been there at some point where you felt like it. Right?


Unknown "HP Hottest Pet" Single as can be! - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago

Hi everyone, I had the most wonderful weekend of fun and sun! I went to the lake where my uncle lives and water ski'd and played volley ball all day Fri-Sun and went out drinking and dancing to this little bar on the lake called Coodie Browns (no relation haha). So I'm sorry I wasn't here to post and thumb and pet and yadda yadda yadda, but no, I'm really not! I was having to much fun! =) Plus I had bought two new swimsuits that I haven't even been able to wear yet, so i got to show those off *wink*
Unknown "HP Hottest Pet" Single as can be! - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago