Today I went to my friends house to help him out with his project and I bent over to pick up his dog's bowl and I hit my face on his dog house...
Unknown "Hibari ^^" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago

There once was a boy who hated taking pictures. Whenever he would have to take a picture with his family, he would make a bad face every time. One day, when his parents decided to take a picture again, he said
I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No you have to come
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
yes
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
yes
No?
yes
No...
So he went and got his picture taken. Being the grump he was, he didn't smile. in fact, he made silly faces while the family was trying to make a good portrait. When they were going home, he said
Hey drop me off over here because I have to go to my friend's house for home work.
Later that same evening, he went home to find that no one was there. A few days passed by and he received a mail. It went,
"Dear Family,
These are the photos that were taken. If you would like a refund, please contact us."
He looked through the photos to see that all his pictures were mean, nasty, or silly. He laughed to himself. As he kept going through the mail, he saw a piece that was assigned especially to him. It read
"Dear child, we are sorry to inform you but your family was killed in a car crash few days ago. We regret that we couldn't contact you earlier..."

So all that is left is his pictures, the thing he regrets the most in his life.


SMILE, `CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN!!!
Unknown "Hibari ^^" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago

There once was a curios little boy. He asks his mother, "Mother, why do you have grey hair?"
She replies, "It's because you are so naughty and bad to me."
The boy replies, "Oh no! You must have been terrible to granny!"
Unknown "Hibari ^^" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago

A man had a car accident and died. When he went to heaven, he saw many, many clocks. He then asked God, "Excuse me, but why are there so many clocks?"
God answers, "Each clock represents a person. When the person sins, it ticks. See, Johnny here sinned twice, so it ticked twice. Gillian sinned 5 times so his ticked 5 times."
The man continues to look around. He then asks God, "Excuse sir, but you seem to be missing a clock."
"Who's?"
"I can't seem to find George Bush's."
God explained to him, "Oh it's not missing. I'm using it as a fan in my office."
Unknown "Hibari ^^" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago

Dumb blond joke
No offense please


There once was a beautiful blond lady who decided to go to Europe, so when she got on the plane, she decided to sit in the first class. As the flight lieutenant checks her ticket, he says, " 'scuse me lady but yer ticket says second class, so do ya mind scootin` over there?"
She responded," I'm blond, I'm beautiful and I can do whatever I want."
The flight lieutenant headed to the pilot and said," Sir, there's a lady who won't budge from first class even though she gotta second class ticket."
The pilot says "Well ask her again!"
So he makes his way to her again. He says, " `scuse me lady, but yer ticket says SECOND CLASS. So can you scoot yer pretty little FAT ASS over there?"
She responded," I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I can do whatever I want!"
So the flight lieutenant mad his way to the pilot again and explained the situation, and the pilot said, "A blond?! Let me handle this." So he makes his way to her. After speaking, she stands up and moves to second class. The flight lieutenant ask, "Now how duh heck you do dat?!"
"Simple." he replies. "I told her that first class doesn't go to Europe."
Unknown "Hibari ^^" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 11 days ago