The lot is cast into the lap: one up the bum, no harm done.
Unknown "Igor" Panicky - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago

He that covereth a transgression seeketh love. Really, it was just a couple of drinks. With an old friend. He's been through a bad time of late. He needeth mirth and much cheering. Be thou not like that, love. Come, come - shall we put on a film of much copulation, to help thee get in the mood? Ow! Thou strikest thine cheek of forgiveness, behold I do turn unto thee thine other cheek. Ow, also! Wench!
Unknown "Igor" Panicky - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago

In the house of the righteous is much treasure. Thou canst bed down on his floor for the night. Thou wilst be gone before his missus is up. His missus won't know a thing. Canst thou also make thee a sandwich? Dost thou have any Branston? Where hast thou put thine remote control?
Unknown "Igor" Panicky - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago

The pure of heart is blessed with an understanding of the universe as it is shewn to him by the Lord. The intoxicated man thinkest thou friend is very attractive. Dost thou mindest if he touches her? Why dost thou summon the constabulary? He was only engaging in jest? Come now - cannest thou not take a jest?
Unknown "Igor" Panicky - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago

Three men of conjoined shores doth arrive in a tavern (they be of stocke English, Irish and Scottish). Thine keeper of said tavern utter unto ye these words: 'Verily, is this some kind of joke?' Answer him not, for he is a knave.
Unknown "Igor" Panicky - 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago