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Riccardo D "My Casino king" What happens next?? - 8 years, 11 months ago
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WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING





After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out.



Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.



Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target.

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.



Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: ... Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: ... Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: ... Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: ... Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: ... Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: ... Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: ... Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: ... When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: ... Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: ... While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: ... Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: ... In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: ... Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! ... PICK ME!'

14. October 21: ... When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: ... Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Signed,

The Management



Riccardo D "My Casino king" What happens next?? - 10 years, 4 months, 19 days ago
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My fav signed picture from a pet because it is so different/unique. And she was kind enough to redo it when my name came out backwards on the first.
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Riccardo D "My Casino king" What happens next?? - 10 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
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Sorry all, Christmas has been cancelled. Santa did not fulfil his duty of care to Rudolph and the allegations of bullying levelled at Donner, Prancer and others. As such Santa has been removed from his position of responsibility. Rudolph went to HREOC (human rights commission) due to his protected status as a "red nosed reindeer" and was awarded a large payout from the North Pole corporation. As s
uch there have been budget cuts which have impacted the organisations ability to provide toys to all good children.
The North Poles failure to provide toys to all good boys and girls has been seen by some as a breach of contract and a class action suit issued in the US has been successful and as such the North Pole Corporation has been placed into receivership. This has left 367 Elves without a job 2 weeks before Christmas.

Christmas has therefore been cancelled!!!!
Riccardo D "My Casino king" What happens next?? - 11 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
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~~ Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it ~~


Riccardo D "My Casino king" What happens next?? - 11 years, 12 months, 2 days ago
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