Bye pet.. hope you like your new owner!

You have been played yarn with.

Jesse, FACT "Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield."

greetings.. you were unowned... so I've purchased you!