Do U have A.A.A.D.D. ? Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the ! garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV , I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all stinking day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.... Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!!!
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Unknown "BumbleBee" Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door
with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little Joseph told him; "I
was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were
pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming
too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage & no bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Unknown "BumbleBee" Peaceful - 16 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

Waiting for this video to be true 4 me!

Unknown "BumbleBee" Peaceful - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here,
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone!
Unknown "BumbleBee" Peaceful - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago