Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Lemmings run off cliffs because of Chuck Norris.
Unknown "SidewaySunri se" Loving
- 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago
