thumbed you all up

You have been played rope with.

You have been sent a kiss.

The woman replies, "Sonny, you learn that when you're my age, you can hold your liquor but you sure can't hold your water!"

As he gives her the drink he says, "Ma'am I'm dying of curiosity. Why the scotch and only two drops of water?"

"Comin' right up" the bartender says.

The old woman says, "Alright, bartender I want a scotch and two drops of water."