So, one day, i was walking through the milky way, when all of a sudden *BAM* i got hit by a meteor! This thing was a doozie! i don't know how it slipped past the meteor destroyer, but anyway, i went into orbit. I floated for a few years before i landed on this weird planet that looked blue and green from far away. So when i hit the atmosphere, i busted out the spaceachute (a safety thing that will float you safely down to the planet you are about to be hurtled on, given to everyone for just such occasions), and safely landed in the desert area. I quickly learned the language of these people because i'm smart like that, and later found out that i landed in New Mexico. So there i was, ready to make peace, when these mofo's started poking and probing me!! I FELT SOOOO VIOLATED!!! i realized my safety was of no concern with these beings, who were fascinated and quite distracted by my spaceachute, and peaced the eff out! and now i'm here :-D yay!
Unknown "Olaaa's SASSY!!" Lazy
- 17 years, 1 month, 28 days ago
