Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
Unknown "fantasy =]" Adventurous - 17 years, 3 months, 6 days ago

Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

no that wasnt me that did that lol
shit, im not married


Unknown "fantasy =]" Adventurous - 17 years, 3 months, 7 days ago

most favorite quotes;

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.- John Lennon

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.- Confucius


In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.- Buddha

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to. - Jimi Hendrix

All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire
Unknown "fantasy =]" Adventurous - 17 years, 3 months, 7 days ago