Japanese F*art

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she

Married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first

Morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed

After making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and

Accidentally let out a big fart. She looked up and said:





"Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out

Loud."

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