Thanks for visiting my shop.

Hmm, now I have a mystery owner...

OK, could you at least "THUMB" your owner?

Ahh, a quiet and listless pet. I have too many of those.

Will you wake up or remain silent?

Will you 'thumb' your owner or just lie there?

Ahh, you've expanded a little in the "me" and "you" section.. it's good to open up.

Now I will discuss your photo.

You are sitting in what appears to be a not-too-comfortable chair yet you appear amply comforted.
You are reading under a reading lamp, yet it is not on.
You are sipping what could be a martini, yet your attire says lemonade.
You are reading "Readers Digest" but your face says "The Sunday Comics."
I won't even begin to guess at that orange thing hanging off your lap.

Synopsis:
You are a case study in contradictions. You keep people guessing. When someone figures you out, you re-invent yourself. You are somewhat unpredictable in your predictability.

Well... that's all the Dr. Phil I can muster up for now.