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Cheeky

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"My darling hubby"



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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell
have you been?'

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a Fifty Pound note tattooed on my old fella,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a Fifty Pound note tattooed on his old
fella?'
'Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...once in a while I
like to play with my money. Three...I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly...instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can
stay right here at home and blow fifty quid anytime you want.'


Larry is recovering nicely in the hospital........


Unknown "My darling hubby" Cheeky - 15 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
Unknown
5 Sergeons from Big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first sergeon, from manchester says "I like to see accountants on my table,because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.......
The second, from Birmingham, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside is colour coded....."
The Third, From Edinburgh, says "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.."
The forth sergeon, from Belfast, chimes in, "Yiou know what, I like constructions workers.....those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over..."
But the fifth sergeon, from Nottingham, shut them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine, and the head and arse are interchangeable.....
Unknown "My darling hubby" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months ago
Unknown
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Just stare at me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Cuddle with me
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) Tie me down so I can't leave

Repost in your tales too!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back...
Reply to my inbox or comments...

Unknown "My darling hubby" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 17 days ago
Unknown
Only great minds can read this.
if you can raed this you heav a sgtrane mnid too.
olny 55 out plepoe of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatrnd waht i was rdanieg

The phaonmnneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny ipromtnt thnig is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervery lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe.
azanmig.
And i awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!!

Unknown "My darling hubby" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 17 days ago
Unknown
Stress Management technique..
-Picture yourself near a stream.
-Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
-No one but you knows your secret place.
-You are in total seclusion from the hectic place known as ''The World''.
-The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
-Bubbles slowly float to the surface creating a gentle gurgling sound.
-The water is crystal clear.
-You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

Unknown "My darling hubby" Cheeky - 15 years, 10 months, 17 days ago
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and i know just what you would want.!!!!!

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yuppers....it's all good cheers hun : )
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