THE WORLD: Explained Through Cows...
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then
throws the milk away...
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION:
You have 2 cows. They aren't black, so you can't milk them.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has
dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the
roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it world-wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have
lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and
learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of
vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners
for storing them.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Business seems pretty good, the sun is shining the
surf is up. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you
have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the
newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION:
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none.
No one believes you, so they bomb the hell out of you and invade your
country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a
Democracy....
WELSH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive
Unknown "cheeky flirt" Cheeky
- 15 years, 8 months, 18 days ago
