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THE WORLD: Explained Through Cows...
SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then
throws the milk away...
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION:
You have 2 cows. They aren't black, so you can't milk them.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies,
and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has
dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the
roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it world-wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have
lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You
count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and
learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of
vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners
for storing them.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Business seems pretty good, the sun is shining the
surf is up. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you
have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the
newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION:
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none.
No one believes you, so they bomb the hell out of you and invade your
country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a
Democracy....
WELSH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive

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Unknown "cheeky flirt" Cheeky - 16 years, 2 months, 8 days ago
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Update to today survival tip:
When catching a lift with the delivery guy give him the long directions home - after 45mins the pizza & the lift will be for free.....
Unknown "cheeky flirt" Cheeky - 16 years, 2 months, 8 days ago
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Todays Survival Tip
Next time you to drunk to drive - walk to the nearest Debonairs, place an order & ask them to deliver - when they go catch a ride with them....


Unknown "cheeky flirt" Cheeky - 16 years, 2 months, 8 days ago
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I've learned that u cant make someone luv u. All u can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some plp are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build trust, & yet it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charmfor bout 15 mins. After that u better have a big willy or huge boobs.....
I've learned that u shouldn't compare urself to others - they might be more screwed in life then I am...
I've learned that regardless of how hot & steamy a relationship is at the first, the passion fades & there had bwtter be a lot of money to take it's place...
I've learned that if something dont work @ home - it's someone elses felt ...
I've learned that the plp i care most for in life are taken away too soon & the assholes are here to stay...........
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Unknown "cheeky flirt" Cheeky - 16 years, 2 months, 8 days ago
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"As the cock said to the hens when he showed them ostrich egg - I am not disparaging, I am not criticsing. I am merely bringing to your attention what is being done else where!"
Unknown "cheeky flirt" Cheeky - 16 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
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Valentine Heart Pendant You have been given Valentine Heart Pendant .
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hi ... happy 2009 to you too! hope you are keeping well. all good here thanks xoxox
You have been given Hello you =).
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Feklar
sigh why wasn't i here when u were :(
You have been given Stupidity.
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You have been given Happy New Year!.
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You have been given ♥Christmas Chocolates♥.
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happy happy happy bday
You have been given RIDING U IS MY HOBBY.
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