It's the 60's and one night Michael Caine throws a party for all his Favourite bands, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, The Doors, The Stone Roses and many more....
Together with groupies, Stars and Models.
For his favourite band the Doors he's arranged a special treat...He gathers the band ans says " See that yellow door at the end of the corridor? There's a girl in there waiting and she wants suck all four of you off. Jim Morrison and the guys are so excited and charge off to the yellow door.
And sure enough theres the girl sexy hot and naked and ready to Rock!
She blows them all one at a time.
They rejoin the party satisfied and Jim tells Mick Jagger all about it.
Next thing Mick and the Stones pile into the yellow room and the girl gives them all the same treatment.

Five minutes later as she was working on Keith Richards in bursts Michael Caine.
"What the hell are you doing Girl??" He cries.
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!!!"




Unknown "Pulchritudinous" Adventurous - 16 years, 2 months, 26 days ago

What number am I to you?

1-Mad
2-Cute
3-Cool
4-Marry Me
5-Funny
6-Talkative
7-Silly
8-F**kable
9-Freak
10-Shy

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Unknown "Pulchritudinous" Adventurous - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago

There are five stages of sex:

1. Smurf Sex, When you first meet someone and you do it till your blue in the face.

2. Kitchen Sex, When you,ve beentogether only a short time and you do it all over the House.

3. Bedroom Sex, Sex is a routine and you'll only get it in the bedroom on very occasional nights.

4. Hallway Sex, When you pass each other and both say "F**k you".

5. Courtroom Sex. when they take you to court and screw you in front of 20 strangers!
Unknown "Pulchritudinous" Adventurous - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago

It Takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to appreciate them, a week or so to Love them but a Life time to forget them!! So show the ones you Love and care for that you appreciate them!!
Unknown "Pulchritudinous" Adventurous - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago