REMEMBER: DOGS AND CATS CAN BE BETTER THAN KIDS BECAUSE THEY:
1.Eat less.
2.Don't ask for money all the time.
3.Are easier to train.
4.Usually come when called.
5.Never drive your car.
6.Don't hang out with drug using friends.
7.don't smoke or drink.
8.Don't worry about buying the latest fashions.
9.Don't wear your clothes.
10.Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11.If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
Unknown "Precious" Calm - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

TO PACIFY YOU, MY DEAR PETS,I HAVE POSTED THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE ON OUR FRONT DOOR:
To all the non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets.
1.They live here you don't.
2.If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. ( that's why it's called ("fur" niture.)
3.I like my pets alot better than I like most people.
4.To you, it's a animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short,hairy,walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Unknown "Precious" Calm - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

1. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine ad contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print int he middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find it aesthetically pleasing i the slightest.
2. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a race track. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
3. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed.I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
4.For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
Unknown "Precious" Calm - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

Wondering when the sunshine of summer will come back.
Unknown "Precious" Calm - 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago

chihuahua puppys chew everything! grrh. (like the cable to my laptop!)
Unknown "Precious" Calm - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago