I was born on the great ice plains of Alaska where I spent most of my time hiding myself from society and feasting off wild caribou. When I was around eleven I hit puberty (like a brick wall) and developed super natural powers and spent the next year or two of my life touring the world. Flying from place to place until I was shot one day in Kenya and put on a ship and sent to Iowa where I was sold. Not into slavery but as a human pet. What's the fucking difference!?!
Unknown "Caleb" - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago