ill own u again :D

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A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the police. The officer approaches him and asks, "have you been drinking sir?". "No, why?" replies the man, "was I all over the road?". "No," answers the police officer, "you were driving splendidly. It was the fat, ugly bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."