Please give a quiet prayer for Grahan Polak and his family, one of my football teams players who was hit by a tram on Saturday night, he is in an induced coma...
Unknown "Hot Lady NFS" waiting for my Knight - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was
invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and
explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little
hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'


'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he will have
20/20 vision.'


'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be f#@ked if he
needed glasses'


Unknown "Hot Lady NFS" waiting for my Knight - 16 years, 6 months, 24 days ago

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Unknown "Hot Lady NFS" waiting for my Knight - 16 years, 7 months, 12 days ago

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
Unknown "Hot Lady NFS" waiting for my Knight - 16 years, 7 months, 15 days ago

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
Unknown "Hot Lady NFS" waiting for my Knight - 16 years, 7 months, 15 days ago