This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Smoked weed -- £10Did acid or pills -- £5Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20Been jumped -- £10Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15Pissed in the pool -- £0.50Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Tally it up and put it on ur status as: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin.
phil "legend" Playful
- 14 years, 10 months, 15 days ago