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StinaTheVamp
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StinaTheVamp's tales
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Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: "Dear, breakfast is ready. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!". He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there's breakfast. "What happened last night?" he asks his son. "You came home soused and got that black eye tripping over a chair." "So why the rose, breakfast and sweet note from your mother?" "Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your clothes off, you screamed 'Leave me alone. I'm married!'"
StinaTheVamp "Best D Evar" Carefree
- 12 years, 4 months, 19 days ago
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That moment when you're like "I dont need instructions!" and then 10 minutes later you're like "where the fuck did I put the instructions?!"
StinaTheVamp "Best D Evar" Carefree
- 13 years, 1 day ago
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You're just another pawn in my ever so complicated chess game. :)
StinaTheVamp "Best D Evar" Carefree
- 13 years, 1 day ago
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Lobster: yeah you best order the steak.. you don't want none'a this! I'll get these rubber bands off and go "Clack Clack!" all up in yo face!
StinaTheVamp "Best D Evar" Carefree
- 13 years, 3 months, 20 days ago
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Between the world we see, and the things we fear, there are doors. When they are open, nightmares become reality
StinaTheVamp "Best D Evar" Carefree
- 13 years, 3 months, 20 days ago
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