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"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." - Jack Handey
Unknown "quitting HP" Sparkling
- 16 years, 5 months, 6 days ago
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"If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he wouldn't have made cows so big and slow and delicious."
Unknown "quitting HP" Sparkling
- 16 years, 5 months, 20 days ago
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"The opposite of war is not peace. The opposite of war is creation."
Unknown "quitting HP" Sparkling
- 16 years, 5 months, 20 days ago
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"The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" - Frank Zappa
Unknown "quitting HP" Sparkling
- 16 years, 5 months, 20 days ago
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