human pets and facebook is like a fat kid in candy store; he knows its not good for him yet hes' too greedy to stop...

You have been given Death By HP. Crafted by

you keep changing hands so fast is been tricky to upload the patch, i keep getting halfway through and having the damned thing freeze on me because the filepath has changed!! BUT i think i've managed to get it to work this time..

indeed i can help, thankfully, im one of those overly cautious types and stocked up on the Anti-virus "CootiesV2.0" it was before the great plague of '07. Sigh *shakes head* so many unnecessary deaths.. so many...

Ahhh! You're in luck! Although you CAN get girl germs over the internet (Electrogonorrhea, the silent killer!), there is a new patch out for it, CootiesV2.0. It will keep you safe and sound. And free of girl germs. And stuff.

Hmmmmm... That is a good point you make there... It would have shit me too, and im (to state the obvious) a girl!

*Gasp!* Oh.The. HORROR!!!! Well, i give 'em a day to out-owner me, as i AM a pretty lame owner, but at least i got rid of your 'princess' monkier!